Jesus christ, look at this kitten.
Merlino the Little Lovable Kitty | Love Meow - for Ultimate Cat Lovers
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Internet memes I haven’t thought about in a very long time:
Goatse.
(don’t worry, I won’t post the image)
Eurgh.
| Brian: | so i brought indian food home last night |
|---|---|
| Brian: | and brought a visitor with me |
| me: | Ut oh |
| me: | What kind of visitor? |
| Brian: | a roach |
| me: | GROSS |
| Brian: | yeah |
| me: | I was hoping it was a kitten |
| Brian: | HAHA |
| Brian: | no |
| me: | That followed you in because he liked the smell of Indian |
| Brian: | hahah |
| Brian: | aw |
| Brian: | that would have been adorable |
| Brian: | no, it was a gross roach |
| me: | You should teach it to play with cat nip |
| me: | and feather toys |
| me: | and catch mice |
| Brian: | and it scurried under the radiator before i could do anything |
| me: | UGdsgbsug |
| me: | Did it come from J and Darlene's apartment or from the Indian place? |
| Brian: | yar |
| Brian: | i would guess j and darlene |
| me: | I guess it didn't bring its credentials |
| me: | So you wouldn't really know |
| Brian: | haha yeah no resume |
| me: | No roach passport |
| me: | Or driver's license |
| me: | You don't even know its name. |
| Brian: | as long as its not a SHE |
| Brian: | with a belly full of babies |
| me: | Stop it |
| me: | I'm never going in your house ever again |
| me: | That's a lie |
| me: | I probably will |
| me: | but that is so gross |
| Brian: | haha |
| me: | You should just move out and let your landlord deal with it. |
| Brian: | that was my first thought! |
| Brian: | haha |
| me: | How did you transport it? |
| me: | Like, did it jump into the Indian food bag? |
| me: | God, what a roach adventure. |
| me: | I bet it's like Fievel: An American Tale. |
| Brian: | haha yeah i am guessing it was in the crease of the paper bag |
| me: | The roach is all "I'm off to the New World, a world of opportunity... I've had enough of this city life." |
Unpopular opinion:
I think it’s stupid when people in internet communities complain about spoilers of a TV show after an episode has aired.
I believe a heart is made to feel the things that lay in front of it.
Fort Greene Park - April 30th, 2010 - Lunchtime
Beginner’s Luck - Eels
Satisfying experiences:
- Yawning.
- Sneezing.
- A job well done.
This is the best dog in the world.
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